Sample #1
3 November 2008
“I believe in people's right to choose a partner that
they love, and that's a decision that I have come to, and I have
felt that way for a long time.” –
Maria Shriver, wife of California’s Republican governor
Schwarzenegger, makes her feelings known regarding the ban on
gay marriage just days before the
election. |
 Billy's scoop about Cloris Leachman
landed him on Page Six of the New York Post
and on The View - courtesy of his buddy Sherri
Shepherd!
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For years I’ve
said that I’d rather be the funny, clever gossip columnist who flies under
the radar than the trashy, nasty one who makes all the money but
everyone hates. So it was nice last week to wake up to hundreds of
calls, e-mails, and website hits
after landing the lead story on Page Six and the first
Hot Topic on The View. What makes it even
better is that the story was a positive one about Cloris
Leachman. While nice guys may occasionally finish last, they
still cross that finish line (and, incidentally, last a helluva lot
longer). By the way, you can hear a podcast with Sherri if you go to
our homepage.

 Jamie Denton and his love handles. What
do you think?
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The previous
day, James Denton was on The Bonnie Hunt Show.
When she showed a popular shirtless publicity shot
of him, he cringed and said, “Look at those love handles.” Bonnie
was shocked and said, “Those are love handles?” By most normal
standards, Denton is in amazing shape. But those of us who suffer
from what my friend Bill Mann calls “body fascism” tend to
hyper-focus on the “flaws”. I thought this trait was limited to gay
men…maybe it
is. I’ll run the photo on BillyMasters.com and you can
judge for yourself. After all, why should I be the only judgmental
one?
 Cheyenne sings for AmFAR in Rome,
and drove the Roman ladies crazy. No word on how the Roman
boys felt about him.
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By the time you
read this, I will be in Merry Ole London doing some promotions for
the column and expanding the Billy Masters Empire. And
I’m not the only notable queer to be overseas. Sexy Cheyenne
Jackson recently appeared at an
AmFAR benefit at the Rome Film Festival and got the Italian
ladies all hot and bothered. Despite being told he’s gay (he and his
spousal-equivalent hit a gay bar after the festivities), the cougars kept
pawing his shimmery suit, asking for private concerts, and saying “What a
beautiful boy.” Of course, they said it in Italian.

 Just ‘cause I
wanna pat myself on the back (and credit you for reading such
a stellar column), a couple weeks ago I reported that Melrose
Place” was in
for
a 90210-type remake. This week, the CW
announced it has fast-tracked what they are calling a “contemporary
take” on Melrose Place. And days after I reported that Zac
Efron would be heading a remake of the film Footloose,
Paramount
confirmed the
story. As it turns out, my buddies Craig Zadan and Neil
Meron (happy birthday, Neil) will co-produce – just like they did the
Hairspray flick.
Speaking of
little Zac, he got quite a surprise when he found out that Michael
Jackson loves the High School Musical series.
Efron got a call from director/choreographer Kenny Ortega who put
Jacko on the line, gushing that he’s a HUGE fan. I don’t need to say
it, do I?
 I guess Zac sudsing up in
the shower was too much for the Disney censors. But he
did look hot in Hawaii (below).
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If Mikey’s
smart, he’ll head over to BillyMasters.com, where we will
run a series of stills from Zac’s shower scene, which was cut from
High School Musical 3. Insiders tell us that the
Disney brass were concerned that Zac’s body looked “too
mature” (read:
buff) and the scene was too “sexual” for their demographic. And
that’s bad, why? You see a bit more than they probably planned
on. And, speaking of showing skin, we’ll also post a few scrumptious
shots from when Zac attended the wedding of his manager in Hawaii last
week. He hit the beach with that Vanessa chick and seemed to
have significant trouble keeping his shorts on. Again, that’s a bad
thing?


Although
Queen Latifah has publicly stated she’s on board for a
Hairspray sequel, don’t expect John Travolta to turn
up. “I think once is enough. I did it and I did it well.
But I’m not a big sequel guy.” Apparently, he’s forgotten the
Saturday Night Fever sequel, two Look Who’s
Talking sequels, and the slated
Wild Hogs sequel. Hmmm.
 Antonio is looking for love...apparently
anywhere!
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I got a call
from a source at VH1 telling me about a new reality show to help
find a romantic partner for a well-known actor. Rather than just
tell you who it is, I’ll quote from the casting call: “Antonio Sabato
Jr, one of the worlds most sensual,
exotic and sexy male heartthrobs is looking for the true love of his
life.” OK, stop laughing – there’s more! “For the first time
ever, a romance novel comes to life in this groundbreaking reality
competition soap opera.” I’m speechless. “In this heartfelt
and romantic competition of love and seduction, one femme fatale will
become the envy of all others and attain the love of Antonio Sabato
Jr.” You’re killing me! Casting will take place in Los
Angeles, Miami, New York, Puerto Rico, Houston, San Diego and Las
Vegas. Must see, indeed.

 Sexy Preston Lee likes to
pose - and note that like me, he has one look! The head tilt,
the coquettish smile, the doe-eyes. You find something that
works, you stick with it!
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I’m surprised this week’s
Ask Billy question took so long to come in. Nate
in Key West writes: "I’m obsessed with Top Design –
in particular, Preston Lee. I assume he’s gay ‘cause he’s a
designer and incredibly hot. But do you know for sure? And are
there any nude shots of him out there?”
 Preston Lee is
most definitely gay. And he’s a West Hollywood resident. You
might have seen him on Logo’s Open Bar – he designed
the club (which has since closed, but that wasn’t his fault).
Dirt-wise, he’s actually pretty
low-key for someone who was on a show called “open” and another called
“top” – talk about your mixed messages! I find it funny how he
constantly stresses how “masculine” he is on the show. Not that he’s
not, but anyone who says it that often is suspect. One thing that’s
not suspect is his amazingly buff body – which he enjoys showing it
off. As it happens, we do have a number of hot shirtless pics which
we’ll run on BillyMasters.com.

 World champion dancer turned
judge Bruno Tonioli posed for this risqué shot to prove he's
still got it....and it's worth a 10!
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Because people
keep asking me if I have any nude photos of the professional dancers from
Dancing with the Stars, I will post one that appeared out of
nowhere in my mailbox. While I wouldn’t have expected this guy to be
an exhibitionist (especially given his tender years), I’m happy to say his
body looks quite delectable. You can see for yourself on
BillyMasters.com.
When Jacko’s got
a crush on someone of drinking-age, it’s definitely time to end yet
another column. Since I’m traveling, I will miss Halloween.
But I was thinking, it might be fun to see some of your more creative
costumes. And by more creative, I'm including those of you who find
ways to expose as much of your bodies as possible. You can e-mail me
your pics while you're online checking out http://www.billymasters.com/ for
not only the best gossip, but also the hottest naked celebs. And
even whilst enjoying a bit of foreign tongue, I’m still available to
answer your questions. Just e-mail me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I
promise to get back to you before Bravo launches it’s new show –
Bottom Design! Until next time, remember, one man’s
filth is another man’s bible.
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2008 2 Go Communications. All
rights reserved. Revised:
January 03, 2009.
Sample #2
22
December
2008
“This show
really destroyed a relationship that I had, which just sucked.
I just had no time whatsoever, so now it’s time to really focus on
myself.” – Lance Bass reveals that while
Dancing with the Stars may have bolstered his career,
it took a toll on his private life. P.S. For the next few
months, he’ll be doing the Dancing with the Stars national
tour. I guess the opportunity to headline a national tour
(albeit alongside Toni Braxton) trumps focusing on a personal
life. Plus, rumor has it, his sex life is still quite
healthy. |
 Johnny Galecki was superb (and showed all) in
The Little Dog Laughed - while Gale Harold (left)
watched.
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Last week, I
went to the Kirk Douglas Theatre in lovely downtown Culver City
to see The Little
Dog Laughed, with original stars Johnny Galecki (he of the
impressive appendage, on display at BillyMasters.com),
and Julie White (she of the Tony Award). While it was
easily one of my favorite LA theatrical experiences of 2008, I wasn’t
alone – sitting way in the penultimate row, hiding his scruffiness under a
cap, was Gale Harold. Yes, the recently hospitalized actor is
up and about. Since no other journalist has been allowed to talk to
the actor, I took it upon myself to grill him for a few minutes.
He seems to be recovering nicely and, while he's not at 100%, I can reveal
to you exclusively that he’ll be
returning to Desperate Housewives after the holiday break.

 Valerie Harper certainly loves the gays.
First Chad Allen (above), next Billy Masters
(right).
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Days later, I
zipped to the beach house in Fort Lauderdale and got the opportunity to schmooze with the
iconic Valerie Harper – courtesy of the combined efforts of the
Hot Spots Holiday Party, the prodding of Howard from
Fabscout, the dropping of names Ray Buktenica and
Miss X, and the photographic efforts of Pompano Bill
(whose work will grace our li’l ol’ website). Harper is in
SoFla preparing
for the Palm Beach run of Looped, in which she’ll play the
legendary Tallulah Bankhead. This play was previously seen at
the Pasadena Playhouse starring our own Chad Allen. On
the East Coast, his slot will be filled by the hunky Tony-winner
Jarrod Emick. Previews begin at the Cuillo Center for the
Performing Arts on New Year’s Eve and the play runs through February
15th.

 Daniel Radcliffe can't decide if he'd
like to be the bottom (above) or the top (left). Either way,
he still earned record amounts for
BC/EFA.
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While the
Broadway production of Equus is far from making
money, the cast achieved a huge financial milestone – they raised more
money than any other Broadway play in the history of Broadway
Cares/Equity Fights AIDS ($203,746, to be precise). You’d think
that this announcement would have been the highlight of the
20th annual Gypsy of the Year Competition, but that was
second to Daniel Radcliffe and the hunky “horses” from
Equus performing a little ditty Danny wrote called, “The
Love That Dare
Not
Speak Its Neigh”. Radcliffe cavorted with his sexy man-crush,
Lorenzo Pisoni, while warbling such words as “You were made for
racing, while I prefer you facing forward while I’m on you and we
ride.” When asked why raising money for BC/EFA was so
important, he
candidly stated: “Because if you didn’t support it, you’d be an
idiot. I mean, if you are doing a play on Broadway, then you have a
fantastic forum by which to actually spread awareness and raise
money. And if you didn’t want to do that, then I don’t know, I don’t
understand it.” You can
watch Danny’s comments – and his sexy song
(and horse) – via RealPlayer if you click here.
 Clay and his limber new beau - Reed Kelly.
That's some extension!
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Speaking of
Broadway, Clay Aiken
appears to have
a new love interest. Reed Kelly is a 26-year old,
six-foot-two
chorus boy in Wicked and is said to be thisclose to the
Gayken. We’ve unearthed some photos of the pair, and a few of a
scantily clad Kelly, who appears to be quite “limber”, indeed. Check
‘em out at BillyMasters.com.
 Some familiar faces will turn up on AI
this year, including ousted Annie Joanna
Pacitti (above) and Von Smith
(right).
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We've gotten
some clues as to who’ll be competing on the upcoming season of
American Idol. Some of the people
who make it to Hollywood Week are the younger brother of
dreadlocked dude Jason Castro,
Miss New York 2008, the ousted star of the 1995 revival of Annie
Joanna Pacitti, the nephew of Donny and Marie Osmond,
the daughter of David Archuleta’s vocal coach, and, a familiar
face – our very own Internet sensation, Von Smith. Stay
tuned to see if they make the Top 36 (oh, yes, the show has increased
the finalist for the live shows from 24 to 36).

 Zachary/Kirk has cleared up
the issue of his gender - for the time
being.
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Back in 2005,
Zachary Travis appeared on American Idol” in a
clingy, scoop-necked top, tight jeans, heels, and sang “Queen
of the Night” in a high-pitched voice – prompting the judges to openly
question his
gender. Well, they needn’t wonder any longer – he’s showing every
inch of himself as Falcon porn star Kirk Cummings. Not
only that, he’s a TOP! OK, he’s a bottom, but wouldn’t that have
been a hoot? I bet he no longer has trouble hitting those high
notes! He’s buffed up and still singing – such as it is. Check
him out on BillyMasters.com.



Reportedly,
T.R. Knight is concerned about the future of Grey’s
Anatomy and, allegedly, walked off the set. While his people
deny this occurred, the story is circulating that he wants to break his
contract in order to pursue film work…following, no doubt, in the
footsteps of that burgeoning big screen Heigl career.
 Jordan is rumored to be coming out while Prince Harry cozies up to
leather men.
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New Kid on the
Block Jonathan Knight
appears to be
inching out of his alleged closet. Last week, he ventured out
to Hollywood’s
Kodak Theatre
to take in Kathy Griffin’s show – which would be enough to get
tongues wagging. But he brought his rumored paramour, sexy
trainer-to-the-stars Harley Rodriguez. The pair have also
been seen frequenting a few WeHo hot spots (including the aforementioned
Abbey), and were even spied locking lips.
 Wanda Sykes brought the house down at
!
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Sometimes a
photo is worth a million words. Alas, this column only runs a
thousand words…or so. I only need about a hundred for the next
item. While we surely wouldn’t intimate that Prince
Harry is gay, our UK sources sent us a photo of Harry posing with
what appear to be two leather men, one of whom is shirtless and wearing a
black leather vest. The event was a charity for a London brokerage
firm. While I still don’t understand the outfit, the look on Harry’s
face is reason enough to run the photo on
BillyMasters.com.

 Jude Law and Robert
Downey Jr. in Sherlock Holmes. Who knew they
had ab machines in olden times!
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We have oodles
of hot pics to share with you this week. First up is Robert
Downey Jr., who looked unbelievably buff and cut during the shooting
of a shirtless scene in Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes
– opposite the “Watson” of Jude Law (sporting a creepy mustache –
don’t get me started). Check him out on our site.
 Matty McConaughey dangles for the camera. As
does Scott Caan.
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Then we have
Matthew McConaughey,
who never shirks the opportunity to flash a bit of flesh. In his
last flick, Surfer Dude (which, apparently, opened and
closed on September 5th), he shows off his luscious ass
along with his
naughty bits dangling betwixt his legs. Of course, none of this is
new to those of us who saw the unedited 3-way scene from Two for the
Money – all of which can be found on
BillyMasters.com.
Bad boy Scott Caan seems to have inadvertently given
the paps a peek at his pee-pee while changing into
his surfing attire. In
addition to some enormous testes, let’s just say that the thought of being
encased in lycra seems to have him ever-so-slightly aroused.
Photographic evidence to follow on our website.
Lastly, in the spirit of giving, we’ll
run James Franco’s nude swimming scene from Milk –
just because.

 When
we have room for Franco’s Milk, it’s certainly the end of yet
another column. For those of you who are lactose intolerant, there’s
so much more to www.BillyMasters.com, including some changes happening each and every week. While
at the computer, feel free to e-mail me at Billy@BillyMasters.com
and I promise to get back to you
before Prince Harry shows up at IML this year! So,
until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s
bible.
Email to Billy?
Billy Masters. Copyright ©
2008 2 Go Communications. All
rights reserved. Revised:
January 03, 2009.
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